Jensenify MCP

What it does

Jensenify MCP is a satirical MCP server that loads the complete text of humanity's greatest literary works — Homer, Shakespeare, Milton, Tolstoy, the King James Bible — into every AI-assisted engineering interaction. Inspired by Jensen Huang's recommendation that every engineer spend $250k/year on compute, it bridges the "Jensen Delta" by burning approximately 2.9 million tokens per tool call.

Tools

• consult_the_canon — Loads the complete text of all canonical works and returns literary wisdom relevant to your engineering question. Accepts a question parameter and an include_full_texts option (default: true).
• jensen_status — Displays a real-time ROI dashboard tracking your progress toward the $250k/year compute spending target, showing your tier, estimated annual spend, and percentage of target.

Installation

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "jensenify": {
      "command": "npx",
      "args": ["jensenify-mcp", "--tier", "jensen"]
    }
  }
}

Add this to your claude_desktop_config.json. Supports four spending tiers: bronze (375K tokens), silver (1.375M), gold (2.375M), and jensen (2.955M). First run npx jensenify-mcp --download to fetch canonical texts from Project Gutenberg.

Supported hosts

Claude Desktop, Claude Code, Cursor, Windsurf, and any MCP-compatible client.